I can think of more than a few articles that would be better suited to go with this photograph:
- 12 Clues You're A Living Portlandia Sketch
- 12 Clues You Need More Gluten
- 12 Clues You've Never Owned An Iron Maiden Album (but desperately need to)
- 12 Clues Your Mustache Makes You Look Like A Child Molester
- 12 Clues Your Bangs Are More Interesting Than You Are
- 12 Clues You Buy Too Many Vinyl Records
Shall I go on?