Better Captions

I can think of more than a few articles that would be better suited to go with this photograph:

  • 12 Clues You're A Living Portlandia Sketch
  • 12 Clues You Need More Gluten
  • 12 Clues You've Never Owned An Iron Maiden Album (but desperately need to)
  • 12 Clues Your Mustache Makes You Look Like A Child Molester
  • 12 Clues Your Bangs Are More Interesting Than You Are
  • 12 Clues You Buy Too Many Vinyl Records

Shall I go on?